Episode 0: There is a Beginning to Everything
GOD CREATE LIFE BUT THIS LIFE WAS TOO BORING. THEN HE DECIDED TO CREATE SKIOS, THE BREAKOUT. . . OF LIFE !!!
THEN, HE STARTED TO INITIALIZE THE ABILITIES OF SKIOS.
THEN GOD CREATED SKIOS BUT SKIOS COULDN'T DO ANYTHING. TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM, GOD DECIDED TO CREATE THE PADDLE. . . OF LIFE !
WHEN GOD GAVE TO SKIOS THE PADDLE... OF LIFE, SKIOS WAS REALLY HAPPY. GOD GAVE HIM THE ABILITY TO MOVE BUT THE MOVING WASN'T REALLY ENOUGH TO SKIOS.
AND GOD KNEW THAT.
THEN HE STARTED TO THINK ABOUT THAT, ABOUT HOW BRING BACK THE SKIOS'
SMILING.
THIS IS HOW THE FIRST BALL WAS CREATED. IT WAS THE BALL. . . OF LIFE !
(Yes I know when God create something we give it the attribute "OF LIFE !". AHHH AND STOP JUDGING IT WASN'T MY FAULT, IT'S THE PROBLEM. . . OF LIFE ! (AHHH))
THE PADDLE. . . OF LIFE AND THE BALL. . . OF LIFE WERE REALLY SPECIAL TO SKIOS. BUT ONE DAY, 1241525 YEARS AFTER THE CREATION OF THE BALL. . . OF LIFE, HE THOUGHT ABOUT ALL THAT: WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A PADDLE AND A BALL IF WE CAN'T
DO ANYTHING WITH THAT.
AND GOD KNEW THAT PROBLEM BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW THE ANSWER EITHER (Yes sometimes, God doesn't know. INCREDIBLE, isn't it?).
THEN GOD STARTED TO THINK ABOUT THAT, ABOUT HOW BRING BACK THE SKIOS' SMILING.
AND ONE
DAY, HE THINK ABOUT SOMETHING, THE BEST IDEA GOD EVER HAS: THE CREATION OF THE DESTRUCTION !
(Yes actually everybody think that god is love... sorry to telling you this but god is the love of destruction... anyway !)
ONE OTHER DAY, 153215
YEAR LATER, HE CALLS SKIOS AND TELLS HIM THAT HE COULD DESTROY A LOT OF THING WITH HIS PADDLE AND HIS BALL (both... OF LIFE !).
SKIOS WAS HAPPY TO HEAR THAT AND WANTED TO TRY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THEN
15321 CENTURIES LATER, GOD CREATES THE BRICKS...OF LIFE ! (Yes God is not a worker ! That's why it is very long to create a couple of bricks).
SHIT! WE HAVE A PROBLEM, CAPTAIN. THE BALL. . . OF LIFE PASS THROUGH THE BRICKS. . . OF LIFE WITHOUT DESTROY THEM.
WHAT DO WE DO ?!
YES, THIS IS THE MESS.
GOD DOESN'T KNOW WHY THE BALL. . . OF LIFE DOESN'T DESTROY THE BRICKS. . . OF LI... YES !
GOD KNEW WHY, IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE RULE 25411 OF THE "GOD CODE"
(Yes, there is a "God code" because a god can't do all he wants)
AN OBJECT. . . OF LIFE CAN'T DESTROY AN OTHER OBJECT. . . OF LIFE. SINCE THIS DAY, THE BRICKS. . . OF LIFE BECOME THE BRICKS.
SKIOS WAS ENJOYING THE FEELING OF DESTRUCTION WITH HIS PADDLE. . . OF LIFE AND HIS BALL. . . OF LIFE. BUT BRICK AFTER BRICK, HE THINK ABOUT SOMETHING.
HE DOESN'T HAVE A MEMORY.
GOD DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO HIM
TO HAVE A MEMORY. THEN SKIOS EXPLAIN TO GOD THE REASON. HE WANTED TO KNOW HOW MANY BRICKS HE DESTOYED.
GOD UNDERSTAND
(because he always understand)
AND DO WHAT SKIOS WANTED TO DO
(because god is a slave).
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF
THE SCORE. . . OF LIFE !
NEXT WEEK:
OH MY GOD, THE EARTH !!.... WOW, I CAN DRAW !!!!, AHH, GOD ! HELP ME !
THE FOLLOWING ? NEXT WEEK UNTIL THEN, HAVE A GOOD DAY :)